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<\/a><\/p>\nThe Unicorn Frapp<\/h1>\n
Apparently, Starbucks knew the world needed something new to get worked up about. It intuited, with its Starbucks-y sixth sense of commercialism, that we needed something sparkly and multicolored and basically liquefied candy to fuss and fidget over.<\/p>\n
The sheer volume of words devoted to shaming or proclaiming the Unicorn Frappuccino<\/a> has achieved a level of absurdity almost equal to the red cup fiasco of Christmases past. Thank you, Starbucks, for reliably dosing us with caffeine, sugar, and controversy. My brain needed a boost in another direction.<\/p>\n Cue the fastest downfall in history, a plummeting elevator to the basement level. One minute he\u2019s pulling in $100 million in ad sales per year for Fox News, and the next minute he\u2019s fired, ousted<\/a>, without so much as a farewell speech.<\/p>\n It turns out you can\u2019t sexually harass women for decades and get away with it, no matter your revenue. The nation has had to put up with a lot lately, and the nation is done<\/em> with this. There will be no negotiations. O\u2019Reilly was on vacation in Italy at the time of his dismissal, so maybe the pope can deal with him.<\/p>\n Scientists have managed to successfully bring a 23-week-premature lamb to maturity<\/a> in an artificially engineered womb. This means science is one step closer to saving the lives of the 15 million medically fragile premature babies born each year.<\/p>\n As a mom to three children all born prematurely with long hauls in the NICU, I\u2019m raising my hands in hallelujah for this one. It\u2019s also a sign that we\u2019re thinking past the present and building a future for the next little people to run.<\/p>\n We\u2019re bringing our dark humor and snark to Hollywood because we\u2019ve got to get it out somehow. It\u2019s cathartic, a meditation in fiction. We\u2019ve got Neil Patrick Harris in \u201cA Series of Unfortunate Events\u201d singing and setting traps to take down the Baudelaire orphans.<\/p>\n Drew Barrymore is a dead real estate agent feeding off the living, while also juggling her role as wife and mother in the dark comedy, \u201cThe Santa Clarita Diet.\u201d We always knew Drew was a multitasker.<\/p>\n Opening with a murder at a trivia night fundraiser in the local school, \u201cBig Little Lies\u201d (based on the book by Liane Moriarty) delves into the dark side of the PTA and what you wish you could say out loud in the carpool lane. Reese Witherspoon and Nicole Kidman play it perfectly cool and creepy.<\/p>\n Clearly, we need to direct our evil chuckles somewhere. Where better than primetime?<\/p>\n Baseball has always been the golden child of America, the catchall sport that captures toddlers with T-ball and makes them devotees all the way to the major leagues. It is bipartisanship at its best.<\/p>\n This year, we hit it big with record attendance<\/a> at the World Baseball Classic. Over 50,000 fans flooded Dodger Stadium for the championship, and 3.1 million tuned in from home to watch the U.S. trounce Puerto Rico for the win. Because sometimes you just need to buy yourself some crackerjacks and root for the home team.<\/p>\n While we\u2019re certainly not throwing in the towel on the political front, we are in the middle of a much-needed breather, a commercial break from the tug-of-war along the usual party lines. Just like any good halftime, we\u2019re taking pause to reset our hearts and minds for the months and years ahead.<\/p>\n I\u2019ll toast to that with my Unicorn Frapp.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Reviewing the world with Meg<\/a> and Thinking Out Loud<\/a> with Amanda. This article was originally published in Parent.co.<\/a><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Save<\/span><\/p>\n Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" America has talked its throat dry on politics. Collectively, as a country, we\u2019re rubbing our necks from the whiplash of the last six months and politely holding up our hands for a cup of water. We\u2019re parched. We\u2019re not done with politics, of course. As a free nation, we can never be done with politics. But we\u2019re resting. We\u2019re talking an \u201coff\u201d day from the rigorous mental routine we\u2019ve subjected ourselves to for the last …<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3659,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[86,26],"tags":[74,55,54,204,205],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mom-gene.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/people-2575608_1920.jpg?fit=1920%2C1271&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8ca5p-Ab","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mom-gene.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2243"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mom-gene.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mom-gene.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mom-gene.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mom-gene.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2243"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/mom-gene.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2243\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2250,"href":"https:\/\/mom-gene.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2243\/revisions\/2250"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mom-gene.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3659"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mom-gene.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mom-gene.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mom-gene.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}Bill O\u2019Reilly<\/h1>\n
Lambs in sacks<\/h1>\n
Newest television series lineup<\/h1>\n
We\u2019re head-over-heels for America\u2019s Greatest Pastime<\/h1>\n
How about you? Are you tired of talking politics (or at least in need of a breather)?<\/strong><\/h2>\n