Wispy baby hair. Business in the front and party in the back.<\/p><\/div>\n
But then something happened. He turned into a chia pet. It started growing wildly and in all directions. After one exhausting hair cutting session on the deck where he came out looking EXACTLY THE SAME but with both of us in tears, I decided to take him to the professionals. But I knew better than to drop a wad of cash at the fancy kid\u2019s salon where he sits in a car-shaped chair and a clown sings in the background to get him to sit still. Too much stimulus with scissors coming at him would send him into a tailspin. And who wants a clown watching you get your hair cut?<\/p>\n
Crazy hair in all its glory.<\/p><\/div>\n
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So off to Great Clips we went. I packed toy SUVs, ambulances, tow trucks, and buses. I packed yogurt melts and crackers and water. I charged the iPhone and pulled up YouTube for maximum train-watching distraction. It still went wonky. He wouldn\u2019t sit still because the chair was too big and not supportive enough for him. He did not like the cape covering his hands. The cold metal on his neck from the scissors sent him flinching and dodging. Forget about the electric razor. Even the sound of the snip of hair made him wince. Despite it all, we came out with an okay haircut and he seemed to forget all about it once the stylist gave him a sucker\u2026but I was another story. I was a mess. It was too traumatic. I did not want to do it all over again every month. Could he rock the long hair?<\/p>\n
Over the years it has gotten better, or I have trained my instincts to sense when the air is just right to give it a try. We have our favorite guy, Rick, who knows what to expect when he sees us wheeling in. We know to give him his favorite sucker BEFORE the haircut, even if it turns into a hairball by the end. And I think Charlie knows it will all be over in ten minutes if he can just be still. This to me is a sign that he\u2019s maturing and can adapt if he chooses to (\u201cchoose\u201d being the key word here\u2026he\u2019s an opinionated four-year old).<\/p>\n
Most recent hair cut. Not too bad. Please just let it stay this way for a year!<\/p><\/div>\n
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But if you see my child coming at you and his hair looks like a deranged dandelion, give him a high five and some grace because a haircut is one thing in life I think we should get a free pass on, don\u2019t you?<\/p>\n
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