“Three under three.”<\/h2>\n

“Three in diapers.”<\/h2>\n

“Twins…double trouble.”<\/h2>\n

“The days are long, but the years are short.”<\/h2>\n

I’ve heard these phrases many times over the last few years (less so now that the kids are 5 and 3) and while it is usually spoken with wonder and sympathy, I always want to laugh a little, because yeah…I know the math. Click on the picture below to see our reality on Scary Mommy<\/strong><\/em><\/a>.<\/h2>\n

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*Linking up with Amanda<\/a> and\u00a0Meg.<\/a><\/p>\n

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